The Hype: JCVD

“I’m preparing to be awesome again..”

The Late Review: Sex Drive

“Yes, it’s as funny as this looks.”

The Late Review: Max Payne

“I’m the best part of the movie and I’m not even in it all that much.”

First Impressions: Sons of Anarchy

“Don’t worry son; you don’t suck.”

The Hype: Batman The Cake

“Now this is a cake.”