I have a terribly high pitched voice and it never sounds quite right over the phone.
The simple voice mail message “Hey I’m not here right now, please leave a message” just doesn’t have the ring I want it to have when I say it.
I’ve always wanted someone with a deeper pitch to record my voice mail message and if I could select five celebrities to do it, it would be these guys:

5. Gene Hackman, has been in more movies than I can think of. Bad guy, good guy, sleezeball or President, he sounds like a guy you should listen too. As my voicemail, you’d be stuck listening until the beep.

4. Clint Eastwood, was born a badass, ignoring his country pop album, it’s safe to say that he would scare most men. As my voice mail, you’d feel obligated to leave a message or die.

3. Liam Neeson, as Aslan, he sounds like how you would imagine God to sound.  As the guy in Taken, his voice manages to get a squirts out of me. As my voice mail, you couldn’t miss.

2. Sam Elliot, sounds like the Malboro man, as my voicemail, he’d sound like the Malboro man. Awesome.

1A. Morgan Freeman, was one of the first black Presidents in film history (Least, anything I can think of) and he also was God. As my voice mail he would command nothing more than a message.

1B. James Earl Jones, was Darth Vader.  Enough Said.